You're A Big Girl Now

I was watching one of my favorite shows, To Catch A Predator, the other night. Now, hold on, its not one of my favorites because I identify with the schmucks who are on the show. Its one of my favorites because it let's me watch one of my biggest pet peeves, dumb criminals. It never fails, the guys who are lured to the house to hook up with what they believe to be a minor girl or boy always say, "I've seen this show before" after they find out its a sting operation. Duh!!! What are you even doing there then?!? If I were chatting with someone and they tell me "Come on over. I don't know you and you don't know me but come over in the middle of the night," a red flag should go up faster than gas prices! And most of them say they never did anything like that before. So they're either lying or just some desperate bum who doesn't know how to talk to grown women. I'll tell you one thing though, the thought of a old dirty, nasty man with one of my underage cousins, alone in a house, makes my blood burn. I say throw these creatures UNDER the jail!